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I Love You With Technology

Je vous aime avec la technologie (comment autrement pourrais j’écrire une poésie française?)

Le plus cher amour, qui knoew que la technologie serait réellement un ami?

Il s’étend comme une veste au-dessus de boue dans la rue,
apportant le bruit de votre voix sans risque à mes oreilles, votre beau corps à mes bras.

Dans un instant il vous porte tout le chemin de New York.

Encore plus rapidement vous me transportez à un endroit que je ne connais pas

il me prend partout et
me goupille immobile d’un seul trait

plus puissant que même Internet, si difficile maintenant à écrire
wryly
sans cligner de l’oeil visuel
; -)

mes arrières voûtes

et mon souffle

mon gémissant
cela vient comme mystère

précipitations par l’air pour vous rencontrer

mais vous sensation il intérieur
comme si

Je frottais vos plus profonds endroits

mais je dis que je suis et vous
voulez-moi
et vous parole il est maintenant
et ainsi il est maintenant

et vous sensation il
grâce aux morceaux complexes de circuits a percé ensemble
par des affaires et des finances et l’ingénierie a rendu morbide par
argent et efficencies calculés cet engorge ces systèmes

mais ce soir

il est invisible et puissant comme

Dieu

because il est touché par l’amour.

=========

dearest love, who knew that technology would actually be a friend?

It lays like a jacket over mud in the street,
bringing the sound of your voice safely to my ears, your beautiful body to my arms.

In an instant it carries you all the way from New York

Even faster you transport me to a place I do not know

it takes me everywhere and
pins me immobile all at once

more powerful than even the Internet, so difficult now to write
wryly
without visual winking
😉

My back arches

and my breath

my moaning
that comes as a mystery

rushes through the air to meet you

but you feel it inside
as though

I were stroking your deepest places

but I say I am and you
want me to
and you say it is now
and so it is

and you feel it
thanks to complex pieces of circuitry pierced together
by business and finance and engineering made morbid by the
money and calculated efficiencies that engorge those systems

but tonight

it is invisible and powerful as

God

because it is touched by Love.

The Last 10 Inches

When it comes to the juicy entertainment and information we all plan to get in the new digital world (some call it ‘rich’ media, others ‘broadband’ and still others ‘convergence’—all refer to the nirvana future in which you get the entertainment you want, when you want it, where you want it), conversation hovers around the question of what services, and the entertainment itself will look like.

We also have plenty of debate and discussion about connectivity and how and when enough people are going to have high speed connections that will be able to bring that fat, juicy entertainment to your front step or back pocket. Critical? Yes. But what generally gets forgotten in all of this connectivity-is-the-future service is the theme-of-the-New-Economy is the hardware.

While there’s no doubt that the recurring revenue streams, and maintenance of customer and audience relationships are in service, people have to get to them through physical devices.

Yes, I know that the margins in these ‘boxes’ as they’re called in the biz, are shrinking down to zero. Yes, I’m sure you’ve all been in meetings in which someone is talking about plans to give away free devices in order to get people hooked on their services. Mmhmm. Yes, there is a ton of jockeying right now to develop music services that can gain listener loyalty. All well and good.

The fact remains that computers as we know them now are inferior mechanisms for delivering entertainment (with the possible exception of the 22 inch apple cinema display). And it is the physical thing in someone’s hands or in front of their eyes that’s going to be the persons primary point of contact with whatever broadband wireless/ converged/diverged world we come up with. All that connectivity and entertainment needs to run to something physical. Somehow, in our eagerness to move business and creativity even farther into the intangible world, we lose sight of what is likely the most important factor in bringing someone important along: the audience. So before you plunk down that $2785 for the next conference get-together for all the darling denim-shirted brethren pulling their hair out over the last mile problem, let’s be practical for a moment shall we? Let’s ponder the place that mile needs to go anywhere: the last ten inches.

Praxil for Digital Anxiety

Hardware and interfaces are the place to combat peoples’ anxiety about technology and an increasingly intangible world. Even industries motivated by survival instincts (the entertainment business knows a little something about this), are having to overcome terrible anxiety and discomfort to move themselves forward into the new economy.

When creating an entertainment service or system for the masses, do not forget how important the hardware/interface is. In all likelihood it’s going to be a huge part of someone’s decision to use the service or access digital entertainment at all. The hardware and the interface can ease people into the intangible realm. The broadband era is only going to happen for entertainment creators and distributors if enough regular people take an affirmative step to enter it.

As long as we’re in a digital entertainment game dominated by the personal computer, then this tension-easing role is played by the software’s interface. The ease of use of a program like napster is a major reason it has spread so easily. There’s much less to get in its way.

And while it has made life difficult for the napster legally, the fact that it is dedicated to one thing—music—has also made it much much easier for people to use. Napster boasts the fastest adoption curve ever for a piece of personal software.

A Time to Collect

The acquisition of hardware is a moment when people are willing to part with their money. This has everything to do with its tangibility. Of course the device is only worthwhile when it gives one access to services and entertainment, and that package will affect the purchasing decision. But do not underestimate the importance of getting something real in one’s sweaty little hand if one is going to first have to dig into one’s metaphorical pocket, so-to speak.

Although napster has got the entertainment businesses wringing its hands over the idea that young people are being trained to devalue music, that isn’t the most productive question on which to focus.

If you’re examining how to get people to actually part with money for something they find valuable), then ask: when does someone feel like they’ve received something of value, or something (a device/service) that promises them more value? The music is still felt as valuable, but it needs to be combined with something that makes that experience easier. Right now the best thing on the block is the napster interface. If a piece of hardware or new interface can be designed that makes access to that valuable entertainment, then there’s a convenient moment to collect a purchase or subscription fee from the customer.

Both the seller and the purchaser of broadband entertainment via a device may be well aware that the margins are made on the service rather than the physical product, but the value of both to the customer/audience is merged in the purchasing moment. Hardware has something that digital entertainment doesn’t on its own. It is finite. It cannot be replicated and given away as easily as a digital file. That atomic item, the tangible device can ease a different kind of anxiety: seller’s anxiety about digital entertainment.

Smushing

The tangible moment of acquisition also provides an organizing and motivating point for connectivity. That’s certainly the case with all of the successful forms of one to many broadband we now have: Cable TV, DirectTV, and Satellite. To be sure the entertainment itself is a huge part of the driving force and many have observed that music is now the main instigator of broadband connectivity. But music has been available in organized form on the Net since the days of IUMA (Internet Underground Music Archive), which was pre-Web. It took a good interface and service like napster to open the floodgates. And physical devices that bring an even simpler interaction to those who don’t feel the computer is the optimal stereo will open the gates even wider.

The physical device becomes fused with the service and entertainment in the mind of the customer/audience. This is the most obvious in the communications (cell phone, pager, Blackberry) and gaming platforms (Dreamcast, Playstation, Gameboy).

The business world knows full well that it’s not the phone the provider makes its money on, it’s the service (just as it’s not really the film that directly makes the exhibitor its profits). But you’d be surprised at the number of people who choose to finally order the service because they liked that particular phone.

Perhaps the defining characteristic of broadband digital entertainment, is that there is an element of communication, or the possibility of communication hovering in it, over it or beside it. This can mean chatting with someone about the game while you watch it, or sharing music files. At times, communication can mean nothing more than choice of entertainment: selecting one of hundreds of films to watch. The more integrated communication is with entertainment, the more the connection with it because a “high-touch” activity. This means people interact with the screen and or device more often, so the device has to be something easy to understand and something people want to touch.

Control Shift

In the past, distribution networks have been controlled at the beginning of the road that leads from entertainment creator to audience. Networked broadband systems, peer-to-peer, and the lower cost of creation change that. The newer control of the average person’s entertainment experience is the one that comes closest to them: it’s the interface /screen and the device that holds it. The device of choice while there is competition (and the broadband entertainment race has only just begun) is the one combines ease of use and choice. This means that the power role in the entertainment game is moving from gatekeeper (ie. We only let out the entertainment we want) to enabler (i.e. We do the best job of getting you to entertainment and we make sure you can find and enjoy the entertainment we make). The entertainment family is moving from the Eisenhower era to the sensitive new age years.

In just 5 years of popular Internet use, we’ve seen a layering trend. Popular Internet services, like Prodigy and Genie, were overlaid by Web. Popular web sites and services delivered through them, have been surpassed by downloadable applications for matters of communication and entertainment (Winamp, ICQ), and then the growth of peer-to-peer connected applications (napster) has surpassed even these. Web success is not sustainable alone. Each new networked layer…getting closer to the broadband environment, shows that a new winner can come out on each level.

Gentlemen and women of the new entertainment world, I urge you to make great, easy to understand, nice-to-touch-and-hold things that will bring people along to the broadband entertainment era. Because otherwise, you are going to have to wait for everyone older than GenI to die off, and we’ll have missed some great new kinds of stories by then.

And, if you don’t do it you may lose your gatekeeper role. Because someone else is going to slap a device over your piece of spectrum or stream, or service, or movie, or serial narrative, or music, and charge you to flow through it.

Have You Heard?

Journalists are incredible gossips. Professional gossips. They dig into dirt with a delight that approaches Julia Child in the butter aisle.

Traditionally it’s been their job to take the gossip, and judge it, sift it, research it, integrate it, fact check it and verify otherwise unattributed information with two reliable sources, tell it in a well-written story and then stick it in whatever publication/distribution employs them. Then its not called gossip anymore, it’s called news.

But the digital era has struck at each of these points. The finding out, the composition, the sifting and most especially the distribution. The information economy and networked era, coupled with a population gasping for distraction, urges: FASTER PUSSYCAT, WRITE, READ!!

We are moving to a world in which anyone can make information or news media and distribute it to an audience. Meanwhile, the time between an event occurring, or information surfacing, and it being reported has already shrunk to zero. This means that media often is gossip.

A couple of elements are helping this movement along: the emerging Servant Media model and the Real-Time demand for instant business and the newest news. All of this adds up to a kind of massive questioning of authority. Who do we listen to? While the speed and neutrality of technology might seem to give us the circumstances for media nirvana, it will not replace the authority of more traditional media outlets which are aided by, but do not wholly consist of, technology.

Servant Media

So who makes the new new media in the networked digital era? We all do.

As a convenient way to describe this model of media production, distribution, and consumption, I borrow the phrase Servant from the original Gnutella developers. Gnutella collapsed the ‘server’ and client’ into one unit (thus, servant). This means every consumer is also a producer. All of these units are simultaneously connected, which means that every producer is also a distributor. (This is the model I called distributed serving back in January [please see ‘Infringement, The Web and Media Businesses: Part Two,’ Futuredays, digital mogul Volume 3, Report 1].)

With news and information, it works this way: each of us is capable of taking in and observing new pieces of information. We can easily create gossip, news and opinion and distribute it quickly to many in the networked world, by emailing this information to friends, to our own mailing lists, to a general listserv, to a web site.

In fact the human instincts behind gossip–showing you know something others don’t, sharing information–these are the same instincts behind all of the development in the technology referred to as P2P (which stands for person to person–isn’t it just like technophiles to come up with a way to turn people into an acronym?).

The information and opinion in a personal email or listserv posting hasn’t been verified by an external source. This ‘I’m pretty sure it’s true’ quality of gossip can add to it’s titillating nature and, thus, its distribution. This news doesn’t just go from a box to everyone. It moves from one of us to the next. Like gossip.

Surely you’ve get some email each week that looks like this…

Subject: Have you heard?

Subject: I thought you’d be interested…

Subject: FYI

Subject: Fw:……

Some of the most vibrant examples of Servant models–Slashdot, the pho listserv and FuckedCompany.com (FC)–have popped up in new subject areas that are within the new digital economy (Linux, digital music and entertainment, and bad Internet employment experiences and failing dot coms) which were not being covered well or at all by traditional media. Those who organized these Servant media outlets created skeleton structures that allowed many many contributors to add the results of the most recent press release or opinion about the latest rumour. These skeleton structures (a listserv, editorial sections or a system that makes a game out of reader contribution, by taking bets) does away with the expense of having actual writers or editors.

Remove little things like overhead costs and fact checking, add a subject matter that’s feeding a focussed audience with an insatiable appetite for the latest dirt, and you’ll find that Servant Media has the ability to grow at a pace far outstripping the traditional 5 year growth patterns planned for magazines and newspapers.

As each Servant Media outlet reaches a larger audience, some percentage of that audience become contributing participants in the Servant Media. The growing number of writers also means that Servant Media is better equipped than traditional media to meet the new Real-Time pace.

Real-Time

Real-Time is being ushered in by the digital economy.

Forces are orienting business and media outlets around the same principles of the technology underlying the changes. That technology tends toward allowing events and transactions to occur almost instantaneously. In terms of media, that means that the time between an event occurring and it being reported, collated and distributed (and sometimes analysed through Servant Media outlets) is approaching nil.

The value of news media is that its, well, new. The freshest, most immediate reporting is the ticker that flows from the stock markets. Ask one of the dozens of financial media outlets that have sprung up to service and further our speculative Internet lives: the closer to Real-Time, the more willing people are to pay for information.

The digital tools and networking increase the need for media. Changes happen more quickly than ever. There are more companies, more individual efforts and greater impact on our lives. So the tools that enable more people to make and distribute media more quickly also increase the demand for more media. This expansive kind of onanism synchs with what venture investors like to call the ‘network effect.’ The area of investment creates its own customer base/audience. This is why the people actually making cash money right now off of the digital economy, are those who publish its media, like F@stCompany and The Standard.

What is most important is that Real-Time cannot be commodified, like other forms of information or ‘content.’ In an era in which competitive advantage is getting more and more difficult to create or maintain, it’s hard to argue with something as absolute as Time.

Of course, the closer a media outlet is to Real-Time, the more it approximates a tool (ie. useful implement) and the less it looks like what the digital era has vaguely labelled ‘content,’ ie. some random creamy filling you stuff in and take your time experiencing. And, the information that comes in real-time about events is, almost by definition: gossip or a press release, because neither of these needs any time for editing, checking of contextualizing. The Servant Media outlet, targeted like a Slashdot or Fuckedcompany.com, relies upon the think organizational shell of the outlet’s narrow focus, plus the quick responses of many people, to function as context.

Fuckedcompany.com, is a kind of reverse NASDAQ without having to deal with government regulation. The site allows people to vent their frustrations and gossip about the mismanagement of various dot coms, and bet on the speed of their demise. FC is entertaining and has an augmented value (as recent eBay bids on the site show) because it gives gossip to speculators who then use it at their own risk, but who do look at it as an information source. FC is a mix of information and entertainment that reflects a trend we’ve been seeing for some time: that news is being used as entertainment as much as entertainment is being passed off as ‘news.’ Real-Time markets are inherently entertaining because they can be watched as sport and entertainment. They hold an inherent sense of serial drama and narrative.

But does this gossip media system supplant (or supplement) well-reasoned and researched news? It is all a question of authority.

Authority

Gossip is like sex or candy. Fun and enticing, but not sustaining on its own.

While the growth and influence of the Servant Media model has real benefits and cannot be stopped, it will not replace established traditional reporting and media. For what builds and conveys authority are a number of factors that the Servant Media model and Real-Time don’t support: consistency; context; ethics; journalistic independence; and most of all accountablity.

These factors depend upon time for reflection. Time also means money. The quality of writing and consistency depends upon the contributors and editors and the only way to maintain that is paid quality staff and freelancers. Without substantive editorial work, the signal to noise ratio becomes onerous for the audience. Even focussed Servant Media outlets can become cluttered with repetition, poor grammar, personal attacks and the same loud voices (not necessarily interesting or informed ones) shouting over and over.

The fact is that most people don’t have the time and certainly don’t have the contacts or the ability to piece all of this information together for themselves.

I imagine that even the most libertarian Servant Model proponent, suspect of any centralization, still read and rely upon the Wall Street Journal and watch CNN when it comes to their investments.

The abdication of judgement, editorial and responsibility may work for a pure communication tools–an instant messaging system for example. But it is judgement that is consistently well exercised that builds up reputation and authority of any kind of media outlet. Technology systems by themselves are not good at this kind of accountability. There’s too much nuance and context involved. God knows Amazon can’t even give you a decent book recommendation, never mind filter for truth or what’s really important to you to know. Trust needs to build in order for readers and audiences to convey authority to an outlet. Anonymity is of limited use in building trust because independence cannot be ascertained.

Anonymity is sometimes useful in questioning authority. And so the highest use of the Servant Outlets will be as watchdogs. It may even be a good idea for traditional outlets, to all have a servant web component running alongside them to keep them honest.

Heard any good stories lately?

Who Wants to Be An Internet Millionaire?

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Who Wants to Be an Internet Millionaire?—the show that combines the glamour of the Internet wealth with all the difficulty of a television game show. I’m your host Regis Philbin. Do you have what it takes to be an Internet millionaire? Let’s find out.

One of the lucky—excuse me—visionary contestants in our cubicle pit will have the chance to beome a millionaire tonight. And not just any kind of millionaire, but an Internet millionaire.

One of these gentlemen, oh excuse me Miss Simpson, will put these four things in the correct order and win a chance to come up to the center IPO circle and become an Internet Millionaire.

Here’s the question: In what order did these companies pirate the graphic user interface from one another?

Microsoft SRI Apple Xerox PARC

And our winner is Herman Pitzel with the slowest time of 1 minute, 13 seconds.

That’s right Pitzel, Parc snagged it from SRI, then Apple copied PARC, then Microsoft lifted it off Apple and actually made it profitable. Congratulations Mr. Pitzel! But remember, as you move up to the center IPO circle, you don’t want to be weighed down with the history of technology or innovation in this fast-moving Internet world.

Here is your first question:

If you’re not cut out to be a founder and you’re trying to hit the big time, do you:

  1. Pick four companies likely to be bought and work for each of them for one year each. In other words, become a serial vester
  2. become an independent consultant and take stock in as many companies as possible
  3. day trade in your abundant spare time after your 80 hour work week designing business-to-business ecommerce sites
  4. go into PR and marry a CEO

Excellent job Herman. All are good choices, but D is obviously the most time-effective.

Next question. To a venture capitalist, a dog merger is:

  1. when their pet dog humps the neighbours dog
  2. a joint venture between two pet portals
  3. a beanie babie
  4. merging two throw-away investments and selling them to an international company

That’s right Herman, D again! Oh, those poor unsuspecting international companies. Valley entrepreneurship is one place where you can take two wrongs and make a right. OK Herman, next question. You’re a CEO. You’ve got $250,000 left in the bank and your monthly burn rate is $300,000. Do you:

  1. scrimp to make payroll
  2. get a loan
  3. promise AOL $17 million for exclusive placement on their site
  4. buy a Ferrari

Exactly, D again! Appearing like you haven’t a care in the world is the best way to secure investment.

Fantastic! You’re at the $36,000 level Herman. But that’s nothing but grade school tuition to you Internet types. Are you going to take it and leave like a weak-kneed quitter?”

“No, Regis. I’m not leaving anything on the table. Let’s go for all the clams.”

“Alright then, here we go. Again, as a CEO, you are having difficulty raising a second round of funding, do you:

  1. get the company logo redesigned
  2. change the entire focus of the company
  3. take out a superbowl ad
  4. kick the founders out of the company and use their unvested shares to hire someone who was once a senior manager at a company that Yahoo bought”

“It’s seems too strange that every answer would be D, but I’m going to go with D again, Regis”

“Final answer Herman?

“Yes I’m sure”

“Well, congratulations Herman, you’re an Internet Millionaire! What are you going to do?”

“I’m going to be a venture capitalist.”

Regis turns back to the audience:

“Thank you and good night ladies and gentlemen. Please stay tuned for our next program: “Start up Widow,” where one lucky fiancée will get her founder beau to commit to marriage without a pre-nup. The winner will have her wedding right here on our stage.”

What I saw in the bubble

I spent a weekend at a recent Internet conference. Beyond the traditional networking opportunity and debate, the conference offered us a chance to see new companies do a song and dance, and pick our favourites by Applause-o-meter. The experience translated into something that was equal parts Home Shopping Channel, and Showtime at the Apollo. I half expected to see the Unknown Comic and a gong. It’s yet another sign of these fast moving Internet times. Everyone needs to give their conference participation a little zip or the audience will fall asleep, or jump on a cell phone faster than you can say “proprietary patent pending technology.”

Being the old-fashioned sort that I am, I thought it might be useful to ease conference going and return a certain level of decorum to the din.

With that in mind I offer a guide to effective conference participation:

  1. In order to appear to be a worthwhile or important attendee, you must at all times have a pressing matter that calls your attention away to a communications device or another hallway conversation.
  2. Unless you are Jesse Jackson, don’t try to pull off phrases like “our vision of turning bandwidth into brandwidth.”
  3. If you are going to open your presentation with infomercial enthusiasm: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen: this time last year I was a kickboxing instructor. You know what my biggest problem was …besides getting kicked and punched in the head?” then you had better follow up with something as impressive as getting kicked and punched in the head.
  4. Have a quick, snappy response to the question “who are you with?” Answering, “myself” will not suffice.
  5. If your company is presenting itself to the public for the first time at the conference, and is given only 6 minutes in which to do it, immediately explain the purpose of the company in the simplest language available. A pantomime will not do.
  6. If in doubt about the specifics of your company or business model and you must entertain, simply hold a pep rally for money.
  7. If you wish to give an assessment of an “average” consumer opinion, segue into an amusing anecdote about your wife, mother or child’s Internet experiences. Everyone in the room will nod silently in agreement, knowing that civilian women and children are the authorities when it comes to genuine life experiences.
  8. Show no surprise that all of the speakers are white men. Mentioning this fact and chuckling while a Latino waiter fills your glass on stage shows extremely poor taste and gives an unfair impression of the homogeneity of the appointed authorities at the conference. After all, Ann Winblad will be speaking later.
  9. If you are offered the opportunity to deliver a keynote address to the conference, and have nothing new to say, appear via some form of two-way satellite delivery.
  10. If you are going to name your venture “the leader” in a particular realm, or hold a launch party for your web site, company or product, your credibilty will be greatly enhanced by actually having launched it.

The Internet Universe

(first published on the back page of New Media Magazine)

I originally put this together for a magazine best known for its annual chart designed to explain the business relationships between technology, media and entertainment sectors. Every year they’d hire frogdesign, who would come up with some new way of attaching arrows and circles, or boxes, or fish, or some other metaphor to attempt to make the whole scene easy to understand. It never helped me get to the truth of the matter, so in the midst of dot com insanity, I decided to create my own explanation of what was going on.


The great contribution to literature of our modern age is the charticle. How can any author resist its siren song?

Many publications (including the one in your hands) spend countless months analyzing and choosing influential and important individuals and companies in this fine eIndustry.

I have drawn from a few hours of careless thought, years of general observation and a small modicum of sodium pentathol to give you:

Heather’s Guide to the Internet Universe (a/k/a “The Other Chart”):

The Internet Universe

Palm of Her Hand

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(This piece originally ran w a photo of a zaftig hairy man, a bear if you will, in the same pose as the above ad which launched the Palm Pilot. I don’t have the rights to show the image here.)

When one thinks about the icons of the technology business, many faces spring to mind: Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Larry Ellison, Michael Dell. Now there’s a new name to add to the list, but not a new face. Combining the anonymity and buzz of Internet upstarts like The Springfield Project with the ruthlessness and opportunism of the Valley’s favorite leadership role model–Attila the Hun–Kate Hunter has taken the scene by storm.

Hunter, the dancer who began her meteoric rise to fame and power as the backdrop for a series of 3Com advertisements, used the Palm campaign and her own marketing savvy to become one of the “hottest new visionaries” in the business, according to industry magazine Russian Brides and Market Cap.

Hunter has quickly become the most visible woman in technology, displacing another dancer, Kim Polese. Hunter knocked Polese off her oft-photographed pedestal and left Katrina Garnett in the dust. Garnett was one of the first women to boast both a room and company of her own in a little black number.

“Garnett had to pay for her own ad,” boasts Hunter. “And she wore a dress. She’s beginning to cover up even more,” referring to Garnett’s recent Forbes cover shot in a leather-vinyl dominatrix outfit. “My ass could kick her ass any day.”

Not content to be the most powerful woman in the technology business, Hunter has been dubbed the “Salome of Silicon Valley” because she is known to wander the halls of the Palm division shrieking “Bring me the head of St. John the Doerr.”

When she insisted she be given a Palm V to play with before stripping down for her now infamous “huddled fetus” billboard, 3Com understood that she was not just another nude model. Before the end of the shoot, the prodigy had already learned how to create her own to-do list. (3Com lore now debates whether the first was “moisturize” or “get dressed.”) Forseeing her role as a leading woman in technology, Hunter worked quickly. Before the ad campaign ended, she created a special feature list for her vision of the future female Palm market:

  • Synchs with your menstrual cycle
  • Detects single men within a 10-yard perimeter
  • Does your colors digitally
  • Alarm beeps every time you break The Rules
  • Recipes!
  • Makes counting calories fun
  • Fits in your tiny, frail hand

Hunter then marshalled support from highly-respected female authorities to back-up the campaign she knew would be controversial.

“There is nothing as powerful as the female body. Kate is really the one in control in those billboards.”
–Camille Paglia

“The curled pose of the Divine recalls Giovanni’s Virgin Mother masterpiece. The young Pilot the Fifth’s glowing face springs forth from the canvas, illuminating the young Mother who caresses Him, while at the same time respectfully shielding her gaze from the face of God.”
–Sister Wendy, PBS Art Historian

“I know what it’s like to be a symbol. I’ve reclaimed my identity and so has whatsername.”
–Geri Halwell (a/k/a Ginger Spice)

At a sold-out Churchill Club appearance last night, 3Com CEO Eric introduced the woman many see as his inevitable successor: “Kate is a visionary who has shown us that there is a customer base of tens of millions of women out there. We now project increased revenues of $230 million next year for our Ladies Auxilliary Product Division. I am proud to announce that Kate will be leading the entire Palm Division of 3Com.”

“My background as a dancer and a model prepared me for the challenges of developing and communicating about innovative technology. I think that comes through in the new campaign we’re unveiling today: Hairy Palms,” Hunter announced. She used a special microphone that allowed her to speak from the same pose she made famous. Hunter has decided to keep her face a mystery, since it has worked so successfully for her thus far. “One of the things I love most about this business is the completely different backgrounds everyone has. It is truly a meritocracy.”

I-Can't-Believe-It's-Butter.com

I was thinking over my entrepreneurial options. Interactive plush toys seem to have peaked. Collaborative filtering? Hmm. Needs too many programmers. So 1997.

After much pondering and a trip to my local Safeway late one night, I became convinced that the next big vertical portal is butter.com.

So I called up my virtual CTO (whom I met trading beanie babies on eBay) and we started planning.

It’s gonna be huge. Everybody knows butter. It’s ubiquitous. Everybody needs butter, loves butter. True, there’s a population that genuinely cares about cholesterol intake. Yes, our culture’s relationship with condiments is changing. But those thoughts just prove how many butter questions there are swirling around. So much information to sort through, to find. That’s the beauty of the vertical portal. Every reference, every possibility is organized for you. Especially ones you haven’t thought of.

How much butter was sold last year? How is the euro going to affect the price of butter? Where does Al Gore stand on butter? Butter.com is the place you can go to answer all of those burning questions.

Pluto Communications has found that over 92 percent of dinner recipes call for butter. Butter gets hundreds of millions of eyeballs, or (as we like to say) tongues per month. Butter has mindshare you just can’t buy.

The co-marketing opportunities are unparalleled. We have strategic alliances with asparagus and toast. Corn on the cob has promised us exclusive condiment placement for a mere $50,000. France has promised to make butter.com the nation’s default home page.

The URL will be on every package of Land O’ Lakes–every pat of butter that comes with your dinner roll. You might order a mashed potato but before you can dig in, you’ll see butter.com melting away into fluffy carbohydrate heaven. You order snacks at the movie theater; the woman behind the counter hands you your popcorn and asks: “you want some butter.com on that?”

We’re planning an affinity campaign, so that any site can become a butter partner. Churners™, we like to call them. If you recommend butter.com to a friend, you’ll get 10 butter pats. Send us a tongue that previously used margarine, or I-Can’t-Believe-it’s-not-Butter, you’ll get 15 pats of butter and a free butter.com dish.

Let me tell you, there’s a community crying out to interact with one another around butter. There’s no outlet for people’s butter experiences and they have a lot of feelings they want to share. And recipes. Butter.com’s Butterland ends that isolation and gives them a place to meet. We make honest connections easy with special chats that allow users to share their butter pain while protecting their privacy, courtesy of a Mrs. Butterworth or Aunt Jemima avatar.

To guarantee “stickiness,” we’ve developed a breakthrough technique. After a short 38 second download, a nifty little piece of technology turns your cursor into a pat of butter while you’re on our site. It even leaves a smear of oil behind it as you move your cursor across your screen. In fact, we’ve already had several inquiries from venture capitalists about spinning off this technology into its own licensing business. Butter.com has had a lot of interest from investors. They seem to like the fact that we’ve pinpointed a market in which Microsoft has no interest.

Show me the money you say? Juliachild.com will give us 75 cents for every basting brush our butter.com users buy. Sponsorship opportunities abound. We’ve got lick through you can’t beat! Pluto found that 100 percent of new car buyers also use butter! But, why worry about generating revenues? We’ll go public and gain a market cap that will let us buy some humdrum company to take care of that boring stuff.

Even with those challenges licked, you may still harbor some doubts. How could something as basic as butter be ready for the technological challenge of the broadband era?

I’ve got one word for you: hollandaise.com.

Building a Web Business on Copyright Infringement

In this 1999 piece, which predicted the problem the yet-to-appear Napster would pose, I explain the different Internet content models from a copyright perspective, and analyze some of the implications for the future of the media/new media business. This piece was first published in the Silicon Alley Reporter, and then a revised version was published in Digital Mogul.

Infringement, the silent business partner on the Web
On just about any New York street corner, you can find CDs or videos you could buy in any store spread out on a blanket on the sidewalk–for a much better price. Some passersby ignore these vendors, either because they mistrust the merchandise, because they don’t know where it comes from, or because they have moral scruples about buying what appears to be stolen merchandise.
The street merchant metaphor is how most people think about counterfeiting. Piracy has always been a business for a few on the fringe, but has rarely been associated with highly valued companies in a U.S. government-regulated market. The Web has changed all that. Often indirectly, infringement has fueled the growth of web businesses, from home page aggregators like Geocities and Tripod, to tool creators like Real and Nullsoft. Here’s a quick look at the role of infringement in some of these web businesses, and some thoughts about how powerful copyright owners might react toward infringement in the future.

First, it’s important to put some context in place. Tradition and law dictate that copyright protects original works of authorship fixed in tangible medium, as long as there is some element of creativity to the work to be protected. This includes literary, dramatic, musical and other artistic works. As a copyright holder you have a variety of rights associated with each of your protected original works. So if you own, say,¨the copyright to Star Wars, that would include: the right to reproduce the work and all of its copyrighted characters; create associated derivative works (such as “The Phantom Menace”); distribute the copyrighted work through any medium; perform any copyrighted work publicly; and display the copyrighted work publicly. If you own a copyright or a trademark, you can also choose not to have it copied or associated with something you don’t like. In other words, you have a right to control the way it’s used. This legal structure forms the basis of what I’ll call the Vault model, which vertically-integrated media companies follow. The major film studios, publishing companies, and record labels have spent years understanding how to create or acquire libraries of copyrights and obtain value from them over the life of those works. A media company would take something out of the Vault only under its own auspices, and only for satisfactory compensation. Ensuring that someone does not profit from these kinds of intangible assets in an unauthorized fashion is more difficult than, say, GM protecting its cars from theft. The business models of established media companies are focused as much on capitalizing on long-term rights libraries as they are on creating the next hit.

The Web, however, is in its infancy. It is driven in its early days by the ironic combination of short-term financial opportunism and forward-looking infrastructure plays. These infrastructure businesses, focusing on creation tool and hosting, often implicitly rely on the easy illegally copying and distribution of protected digital content. A variety of web plays have ¨benefitted from online piracy through a number of ways: direct aggregation, distributed aggregation, distributed serving, and tools.

Direct Aggregation
There is garden-variety direct piracy online, just as there is on a New York street corner. It mostly shows up in the form of Direct Aggregation: a site hosting unauthorized copies of files, such as an MP3 version of Ricky Martin’s Livin’ La Vida Loca, or a pirated copy of “The Matrix.” The Recording Industry Association of America, or RIAA, represents all of the major music labels, and works to enforce the copyrights of these Vault companies. The trade association has been shutting down around one hundred sites a week, and those who directly copy and host unauthorized music on their sites have been the easiest target. RIAA President Hilary Rosen says that a Cease and Desist letter from the association usually accomplishes the task of getting the unlicensed files removed. Some uncooperative sites, including an Arizona-based ISP and Washington state-based music archive, were sued. This sort of pirated Direct Aggregation benefits a company only until it gets caught. They take advantage from the Free Ride period that the speed of the web has created for its denizens.

Distributed Aggregation
The International Lyric Server was one of the earliest users of the distributed aggregation technique, as it collected content through the submissions of thousands of different loyal users over time. There was something exciting about the way it came together and grew, but the Harry Fox agency sued it and the site was shut down in 1998. It appears the site may relaunch through a partnership with songfile.com. If so, it appears someone recognized the site’s brand recognition is worth something to a web business.

Community sites like Geocities also follow the distributed aggregation model. They create a place online where people with various interests can make their own web sites. These community sites are loaded with infringing content, from photos of celebrities to pirated songs and movies. President of Warner Brothers Online, Jim Moloshok, put out the call to fellow media companies to pay attention to the value they were losing online. As reported in Variety this past March, Moloshok told attendees at Variety’s Interactive Marketing Summit in Rancho Mirage, Calif. that the Web is “being used to build other people’s brands.” Moloshok stated that bootlegged Warner Bros. material represents 4.2 percent of the content in GeoCities’ total community. If Warner Bros. were compensated on a dollar for dollar basis for the unauthorized use of its material it would be worth $147 million,¨Moloshok said. Warner Bros. has no intention of filing suit against GeoCities or its members over the postings, since to do so would mean alienating loyal fans, Moloshok said. Warner Brothers decided that the best route was to join ’em instead of shut them down. So far, 250,000 people have signed up for acmecity.com, the studio’s own online community. Moloshok was not available to comment further.

Nick Edgar, Manager of Communications for Geocities says Geocities takes the violation of intellectual property very seriously. “If it is brought to our attention, we will take it under review and at the appropriate time notify¨the web page owner, Edgar said. “We don’t just shut down their site unless it’s a clear violation. Given that major media companies now applaud these fan sites, community sites have been able to build massive numbers of page views on what is technically infringing content, without yet paying any licensing fee to major copyright holders.

Aggregation sites like Lycos, Tripod, Angelfire and Geocities have developed proprietary tools to help monitor the subject matter on their servers to insure that they remain, as much as possible, clean, well-lighted places.¨This means filtering and taking down hate speech, obscenity, and pornography. These types of content are more likely to disturb the user base and advertisers far more quickly than the notice of an inappropriate use of a copyright is likely to come to the attention of a copyright holder.

Geocities is the grand old lady of online community and free home pages. By Internet standards, it’s old and established. Its popularity Yet, Edgar cautions, “You still have to remember that the web is still the wild wild west.” Like all web companies, it tips its hat to the legal vagaries of its actions and the future in its prospectus when it filed to go public: “The Company could also be exposed to liability with respect to the offering of third-party content that may be accessible through the Company’s Web site,” the prospectus states.

Tools
The Web needs content to grow. The tools that enable people to build web pages or web businesses for either personal use or legal commercial use, are the same tools that can be used to quickly and anonymously infringe copyrights. Marc Andreessen, one of the creators of the Netscape browser (née Mosaic), says that the team included the ability to easily save images ¨from web pages because it “just seemed like a good idea,” especially when they saw some of the uses people came up with for embedded images. “I’m not aware that image libraries or content companies ever got upset over it,” Andreessen said.

Web tools, especially consumer browsers, search engines, directories and players all benefit when they become a favored way to pirate content. People need clay to sculpt with these tools, and in the beginning, the most exciting stuff to play with, indeed most readily available, was music, pictures, and even movie clips that belong to someone else. To the RIAA, there may be a perception that tools like RealNetworks Real Jukebox, Nullsoft’s SHOUTcast, and mp3.lycos.com are being released at least in part to further ease the pirating process. (This infringement helps the labels to a degree–it woke them up to the fact that the web is a serious market opportunity, not just a threat).

The law is pretty clear, according to Larry Iser of Greenberg, Glusker, Fildes, Claymond & Machtinger in Los Angeles: Any technology can be sold or distributed as long as it has non-infringing uses. In other words, almost anything besides little executable files that do nothing but allow you unauthorized access to a piece of software, for example, are perfectly¨legal. The RIAA found that out when it failed in its attempt to permanently stop the sale of the first commercially available MP3 portable player in the U.S.: The Diamond Rio.

New tools that make it easy to spread piracy crop up all the time. Real Networks’ Real Jukebox makes it simple to compress and store music files on your PC, but a security feature that ties your files to your own PC is an option that can be simply disconnected by clicking a box. Steve Haworth, vice president of communications for Real, said “We make every reasonable effort to get our users to act legally. We inform them of what their rights are.” Rosen said Real’s actions haven’t matched their publicly stated intentions. “I don’ t have any objection to people ripping CDs off to their hard drives. It’s when you can pass that music from the hard drive to a bulletin board that the sense of fair play ends. Some of their product actions haven’t matched their publicly stated intentions,” she said.

mp3.lycos.com has become one of the most popular parts of Lycos, because it helps people find pirated MP3 files, most of which are the RIAA says are infringing copyrights. Soon after, the RIAA contacted Lycos, and since then, they have worked together in an example of a new cooperative era between the RIAA and major web sites. Like other tools oriented companies, Lycos says it can’t control what people do with the tool, similar to the way gun makers
say “Guns don’t kill people; people kill people.” The RIAA is trying to shift the focus of its efforts from stemming piracy to enabling new ways of listening to music. “It’s not about people down, it’s about trying to expand the opportunities and collect on them,” says Rosen.

Distributed Serving
Another way for tool companies is to profit is when a community or content uses the tool. Some of the coolest companies on the Web–Hotline and Nullsoft, for example, are pushing the self-publishing and community models to a new level, allowing anyone to stream high-quality audio, or easy host their own community and file sharing system.

Hotline, a Canadian company, has created a communication system used by 2.3 million users which works through custom protocols independently of the World Wide Web. People use it to chat and swap files–anything from songs to software products to movies. “I don’t think that commercial software is going to be around much longer, says Jason Roks, vice president of business development. It’s becoming [like] shareware. People want to try it before they buy it. Roks, like many other technology and web businesspeople, suggest that traditional media face the same need to create a “workaround” to find profit in the future Internet economy.

Similar to other Web apps that spread virally, Hotline gained thousands of users before any thought was ever given to a business plan. Like the pre-VC MP3.com, it has lived within its slight means, and with only 12 employees in its Toronto home, it is profitable. Now the plan is to build market share, and try to figure out a way to make money from the people using the software.

Nullsoft is the Sedona, Ariz.-based maker or Winamp and SHOUTcast, a music player and serving system that are beloved by their young and tech-savvy fans. Winamp was not originally created to support a business, but as a challenge to teenage programmer Justin Frankel. The player chalked up about 5 million downloads before it got a business model behind it. Winamp is probably being “pirated” as much as the music that’s out there, but because the company wants to give away the product, rather than sell it, it does not concern itself with infringement. Besides, enough users like the product and the community enough that they choose to pay for it.

Getting Clean
The genie is out of the bottle, and piracy is rampant. So when does the average web business worry about “getting clean,” or need it ever? Traditional media companies think long and hard about how to protect the intellectual property they create and purchase. But that hasn’t really applied to the Web, for many reasons. Even the most careful companies that envision themselves as entertainment or media companies, as opposed to technology companies, operate in unknown territory. Now that the Digital Millennium Copyright Act has passed, web casting companies like Broadcast.com, have to pay a license retroactively for content they offered from the beginning. And Web companies and ISPs may want to think more proactively about considering their practices in filtering content and copyright infringement.

With the release of The Phantom Menace, Lucasfilm made a preemptive strike, notifying 170 ISPs that if their users hosted pirate copies of the film, they’d face prosecution, as well as risk Lucasfilm halting development of further Star Wars sequels. If you publish infringing material, you are a contributory infringer under plain old copyright principles, Iser said. “If a recalcitrant server refuses to take an infringing movie file down, if I were [the MPAA], I’d try to interest a local DA to bring criminal charges as a test case. All you have to do is put someone in jail and you’ll deter pirating big time.

Will the hens ever come home to roost? Well, it depends whom you ask. The RIAA, MPAA and other enforcement agencies certainly have gained something close to job security for the moment. “We have to remember that a lot of hot growth companies [in the technology sector] had their comeuppance in the market based on intellectual property litigation. Lotus and Borland stock prices were immensely affected by that look and feel copyright litigation. I can still remember the CEO of a top software company telling me in the old days that we were all friends: “Nobody sues anybody in this industry.”
Especially as consolidation continues web companies themselves will find themselves spending a greater percentage of their time enforcing their intellectual property right, and ensuring that they can profit from their brands, trademarks, and hard-won relationships and customers. The concept behind practices like “framing” will be questioned as a fundamental building block of web ventures like Zinezone. “Framing” takes a framed site one step further by ensuring that any site that a user links gets framed by the previous site’s branding, name, advertising, and navigational elements. This means that Zinezone can gain revenue from banner impressions while users are exploring the content of direct competitors like Geocities and Tripod. Don’t you think that VCs or investment banks or attorneys would catch that in an IP audit of a company filing for IPO? Hank Jones, a partner at Arnold, White & Durkee in Austin, has represented software and web companies venturing into he public markets. “Most smart companies do self-scrutiny in anticipation of savvy investors and their counsel or adverse third parties.” “It’s unclear that the marketplace or internal management are forcing hot growth companies to prove they really own all their assets.”

As quickly as the Web business moves, the legal system grinds at a conversely slow pace. “There’s such a desire for places to put money these days, that people are turning a blind spot to it, says Rosen. If someone of Wall Street found out that GM wasn’t legitimately paying for the steel that held their cars together, they might pay attention to the potential liabilities.

These digital times make it necessary for the meaning of intangible concepts like stock options and intellectual property to be viscerally felt by the¨business community and consumers alike. It’s no small coincidence that the abstractions of the market capitalization are the strongest force propelling the infrastructure over which the infringing actions are taking place. The RIAA now seems as concerned with spreading values as much as enforcing law standards. To the consumer force driving online piracy, the choice isn’t as much about deciding whether to buy from the street vendor, it’s more like finding money on the ground and deciding whether or not to keep it. This will be a battle to shape beliefs or to build a market in response to them.

101 Ways to Save Wired

101 Ways to Save Wired

I contributed to this piece along with many other early web pundits. It’s a satirical response to an early issue Wired published titled 101 Ways to Save Apple, back when folks liked to hypothesize that the company was going to die. I can’t remember the exact date it was published, but if you check out contributor links, you’ll get some idea from the number of echonyc, well.com, and aol member pages.



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